05 noviembre, 2007
Después dijo al que lo había invitado:
¡Feliz de ti, porque ellos no tienen cómo retribuirte, y así tendrás tu recompensa en la resurrección de los justos!".
Carta de una empresa británica a la filial Española
Por lo visto, en el extranjero -especialmente en UK- creen que los españoles tenemos un lenguaje, digamos rudo.
Una multinacional británica no está satisfecha con el lenguaje que utilizan algunos de sus empleados aquí in Spain. Se han enterado de la frecuencia de los tacos en las conversaciones de la empresa y esto les ha llevado a emprender una cruzada de limpieza lingüística. Para ello, Mr. Adamson, que es el responsable del Área de Comunicación Interna, ha enviado "a la plantilla española" un decálogo en contra del uso del lenguaje impropio.
Dice así:
FROM: Group Offices London
TO: All Spanish Staff
SUBJECT: Improper Language Usage
It's been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
headquarters that the Spanish staff commonly uses offensive language.
Such behaviour, in addition to violating our group's policy, is highly
unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and the staff itself.
Therefore it is requested to our Spanish staff to adhere immediately
to the following rules:
1. Foreign colleagues or visitors should not be referred to as "ese
guiri de mierda".
2. Words like "coño", "hostia", and other such expressions will not be
used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion is.
3. You will not say "la ha cagao" when someone makes a mistake, or "la esta cagando" if you see somebody being reprimanded, or "¡que cagada!" when major mistake has been made. All direct or derived forms of the verb "cagar" are inappropriate in our environment.
4. No Project Manager, Section Supervisor or Head of Administration
Chief, will be referred to, under any circumstances, as "el hijo de la
gran puta", or "el muy cabron" or even "el comemierda".
5. Lack of determination will not be referred as to "falta de huevos"
or "mariconería" nor will persons with a lack of initiative be ever
referred to "capullo" or "acojonado"
6. Unusual and/or creative ideas shall not be referred to as "pajas
mentales" in particular when they stem from your manager.
7. You will not say "como me jode" if a person is persistent, or "esta
jodido" or "se lo van a follar" if a colleague is going through a
difficult situation. Furthermore, when matters become complicated the words "que jodienda" should not be used.
8. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "vete a tomar por culo", nor should you ever substitute the most educated "may I help you?" with "¿que coño quieres ahora?"
9. If things get tough, an acceptable expression such as we are going through a difficult time should be used rather than "esto esta jodido" or "nos van a follar a todos". Additionally, if you make a mistake, just say so and do not say "que putada" or any expressions composed with the root "puta".
10. No salary increase shall ever be referred to as "subida de mierda".
11. Last, but not least, after reading this note please do not say "me
voy a limpiar el culo con ella" or "me la paso por el forro de los cojones".
Just keep it clean and odorless and dispose of it properly.
Una multinacional británica no está satisfecha con el lenguaje que utilizan algunos de sus empleados aquí in Spain. Se han enterado de la frecuencia de los tacos en las conversaciones de la empresa y esto les ha llevado a emprender una cruzada de limpieza lingüística. Para ello, Mr. Adamson, que es el responsable del Área de Comunicación Interna, ha enviado "a la plantilla española" un decálogo en contra del uso del lenguaje impropio.
Dice así:
FROM: Group Offices London
TO: All Spanish Staff
SUBJECT: Improper Language Usage
It's been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
headquarters that the Spanish staff commonly uses offensive language.
Such behaviour, in addition to violating our group's policy, is highly
unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and the staff itself.
Therefore it is requested to our Spanish staff to adhere immediately
to the following rules:
1. Foreign colleagues or visitors should not be referred to as "ese
guiri de mierda".
2. Words like "coño", "hostia", and other such expressions will not be
used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion is.
3. You will not say "la ha cagao" when someone makes a mistake, or "la esta cagando" if you see somebody being reprimanded, or "¡que cagada!" when major mistake has been made. All direct or derived forms of the verb "cagar" are inappropriate in our environment.
4. No Project Manager, Section Supervisor or Head of Administration
Chief, will be referred to, under any circumstances, as "el hijo de la
gran puta", or "el muy cabron" or even "el comemierda".
5. Lack of determination will not be referred as to "falta de huevos"
or "mariconería" nor will persons with a lack of initiative be ever
referred to "capullo" or "acojonado"
6. Unusual and/or creative ideas shall not be referred to as "pajas
mentales" in particular when they stem from your manager.
7. You will not say "como me jode" if a person is persistent, or "esta
jodido" or "se lo van a follar" if a colleague is going through a
difficult situation. Furthermore, when matters become complicated the words "que jodienda" should not be used.
8. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "vete a tomar por culo", nor should you ever substitute the most educated "may I help you?" with "¿que coño quieres ahora?"
9. If things get tough, an acceptable expression such as we are going through a difficult time should be used rather than "esto esta jodido" or "nos van a follar a todos". Additionally, if you make a mistake, just say so and do not say "que putada" or any expressions composed with the root "puta".
10. No salary increase shall ever be referred to as "subida de mierda".
11. Last, but not least, after reading this note please do not say "me
voy a limpiar el culo con ella" or "me la paso por el forro de los cojones".
Just keep it clean and odorless and dispose of it properly.
Karl Marx, dijo...
La desvalorización del mundo humano crece en razón directa de la valorización del mundo de las cosas.
Marqués de Sade, dijo...
En el amor, todas las cumbres son borrascosas.
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